1. Anyone who craves human flesh probably doesn’t look like this:
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but more like this:
2. Getting intimate with a giant furry beast will probably not result in this:
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But may look more like this:
(Jack pointed out that the man looks like ‘a mixture of Jesus and Kris Kristofferson’.)
3. Singing loudly in public will probably not result in this:
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but this might happen:
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4. This is a real archaeologist:
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This is not:
5. Not all guys look this good in a vest:
and this guy wants you to remember that:
6. There’s watching someone sleep…
…and there’s just plain stalking
7. If a momma’s boy starts discussing taxidermy with you, it’s best to back away slowly
8. Platform 9 3/4 is a great idea
…but it doesn’t exist
9. Random and spontaneous dances are never this well choreographed:
This is more like it:
10. Some people are just plain selfish
I agree with you, there definitely WAS room for two on that door… I think I even shouted that while watching the movie in a full movie theater none the less.
Haha, me too. I have never forgiven her and I never will!
#10…yes but then it wouldn’t have been a tragic love story and we would have never have known of him at all…
True. But still, look at him there, freezing his backside off, clinging on for dear life… It’s all still very raw.
That was brilliant. I learned stuff… and I laughed.
Thanking you!
welcoming you… ha
I could talk like this all night… Ok, that’s a lie.
A lie? Gasp?
Sometimes I lie. Usually because I’ve walked myself into a sticky situation. Most of the time I’m honest though.
sticky lies are the worst kind.