10 IMPORTANT LESSONS FROM THE MOVIES

1. Anyone who craves human flesh probably doesn’t look like this:

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but more like this:

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2. Getting intimate with a giant furry beast will probably not result in this:

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But may look more like this:
(Jack pointed out that the man looks like ‘a mixture of Jesus and Kris Kristofferson’.)

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3. Singing loudly in public will probably not result in this:

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but this might happen:

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4. This is a real archaeologist:

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This is not:

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5. Not all guys look this good in a vest:

and this guy wants you to remember that:

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6. There’s watching someone sleep…

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…and there’s just plain stalking

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7. If a momma’s boy starts discussing taxidermy with you, it’s best to back away slowly

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8. Platform 9 3/4 is a great idea

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…but it doesn’t exist

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9. Random and spontaneous dances are never this well choreographed:

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This is more like it:

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10. Some people are just plain selfish

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