WELL HELLLOOOOO THERE! I’m shouting because I’m so excited! It’s been so long… actually, it’s been so long I’m sure most of you have forgotten me and need reminding of who I actually am. Here’s a few prompts to get your head muscles tingling:
Cats, tequila, bad dancing, puns…
Remember me now?! No? Okay, that’s fine. Expect your dead squirrel in the mail in five to six working days. Lol, I kid. (It’ll be a live squirrel and he’ll do tricks for you.)
So…I don’t even know where to start. I guess I should start with a logical rundown on my life since I last posted since I know you all care so much. *tumbleweed… wolf howl… cricket*
-I love my job very much and feel very privileged to work in such an amazing school. I’m so happy there.
-I can’t really post about my love life but it’s all good. DM me hun 😘
-One of my dogs sadly passed away. Miss you everyday, Molly.
-I got an SUV and honestly, I’m too small for it but who cares. I feel like Cher in Clueless.
-I have to move house which has made me all kinds of antsy but illbefineomgihopeso
-My friends are amazing. That’s not really news, per se, but I just felt it needed to be said. They’re my big yellow umbrella.
Wow, I actually don’t really know what else to say. I’ve been so consumed with work, there hasn’t been time for much else, except the occasional glass of Malbec and gyration to Queen. Life is funny like that; sometimes you just live it. Months have flown by, I’ve been living alone (to an extent) and it’s been great. Other than a few minor stresses, I’ve been good. Some would say zen (except for when I get stuck behind slow moving traffic and then the sewer mouth is just unstoppable).
So, come say hi to me! I miss you all. I’m officially the world’s worst blogger but at least I’m excelling at mediocrity, right? You’re welcome, mom. 💕
Tell me what’s been going on in your world while I
embroider like the lady of a medieval castle twerk to Kendrick Lamar.