Well hello there everyone! It feels like it’s been forever, even though it’s only been……*counts on fingers, takes out calculator, writes complex equations on bathroom wall*…….
….er, some time. It’s only been some time. You guys will not believe what happened. First my iPhone 6 broke and I rocked back and forth in the shower with ice-cream
for a week for an hour. Then my laptop broke. Then I broke most definitely did not break Jack’s laptop, it just exploded…when I was on it, most definitely not overheating the motherboard…
At the same time, the WordPress app in the Windows store stopped functioning properly so long story short, I HAD NO ACCESS TO MY WORDPRESS ACCOUNT. If anyone ever wants a head’s up on what hell is like *whispers solemnly*….
I’ve been there…..
Having no WordPress meant I was able to focus on my chores:
Today, Jack got a new laptop so I’m back to annoying you all *pokes you repeatedly* Eh? EH?
Sure, he has a PhD thesis to do but I have a blog where I talk about owls, farting and pie so I think we all know who needs this laptop more…
Anywho, now that I have access to the WordPress again, I can regale you all with tales of my fascinating life, like the day last week when I accidentally put two sugars in my tea instead of one…woah, that was a crazy, crazy day.
I also want to take the opportunity to say hello to my very bestest friend who finally knows about my blog after only TWO YEARS. I have to be nice to her though, because she could destroy me…she knows A LOT of things. So hello, dearest friend F!
I’m trying to catch up with all of your amazing blogs at the moment guys, and having a lot of fun doing it 🙂 Have a great weekend all! BEAR HUGS xoxoxo