So there’s that…

So I’m not dying.

Well, not right this second anyway. My hospital appointment didn’t turn up anything suspicious, so apart from being the most humiliating and painful experience of my life, everything is good.

I was put under heavy sedation, which I assure you was as hilarious as you might think it was. When I was asked if I was allergic to any nuts, I was already out of it. My reply?
“Um, yes…peanusssssss.” Of course, I meant peanuts. Dammit.

I also apparently asked them not to take my legs because I need them for walking.

I may have also called the nurse performing my procedure a sadist but that’s because she was definitely a sadist.

So that’s my news: you guys are stuck with me for a little longer, unless my neighbours who hate me run me over with their snow plough. I’m just kidding, they don’t have a snow plough.

Right now, I’m getting ready for my school holidays and trying not to consume my entire weight in chocolate and Irish cream liqueur.

Come say hello and let me know what’s going on with you.

Here are some owls:

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P.S. I’m going to be back annoying you all again so:

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34 thoughts on “So there’s that…

  1. amandalyle1986 says:

    Phew! I’m glad things are okay! … I’m also glad you (and those owls!) will be sticking around for longer. Yippee! As for the pains…bizarre! I had something similiar (abdominal pains) lasted for a month or so, and then disappeared over night! Despite lots of doc appointments, blood tests and what not…no one knew what it was! Lets hope your pains will just disappear, too!

  2. dweezer19 says:

    Oh Janey, how I wish I had a Tardis to zip over and pick you up for a quick spin around the universe! That would cure all our ills. We can take those owls along for company. They look about ready to break out in a song and dance. So glad you have not had bad news and I hope you are up and cracking the whip again soon. What? You don’t have a whip? Now I’m disappointed! lol :0!!

    • janeybgood says:

      That would be the best! The owls look slightly intimidating but also very ready. I actually would love a whip but I’d have no reason for it…unless…school? Id be fired haha!

  3. floridaborne says:

    Been through the tests from hell and come out the other end. Like the one diagnosis the specialist “suspected” but had to run electric currents through my nerves to rule out, etcetera, etcetera…

  4. cheergerm says:

    Welcome back Ms C! So often tests show nowt, lady pains are a mysterious and tricky thing. A frustrating mind ‘beep’ but glad that nothing insidious showed. Peanuts..snigger…

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