Today, I hit 700 followers. Do you realise that if all of you paid me a cent I’d be able to buy myself a pretty decent pastry and cup of coffee? Amazing.
Anyway, I was considering how flattering this is. I mean, it’s actually wonderful and makes me feel all the fuzz. So thank you, humble follower, I am forever in your debt.*
Because I’m as ambitious as Lady Macbeth on steroids (if you don’t get that reference then we can’t be friends, like, ever) I would like to someday break the 1,000 follower barrier. Today is the first day that I have actually thought about it and realised it just might be a reality. I don’t really know what difference that will make to my day to day life, but come on, we all want more followers (in my case, I would love a person who LITERALLY follows me but that’s a bit much to ask really, isn’t it?). I was thinking that if I ever get to that magical 1,000 followers land then I want to do something really special.
That’s where I need you guys. I am basically giving you, my wonderful WordPress chums, carte blanche to suggest ANYTHING you want me to do to celebrate if I ever do get to 1,000 followers. If I don’t, we’ll all sit around eating commiseration cake and crying.
If I do get to 1,000 followers, I promise I will do whatever it is you guys want me to do the most. Just, er, nothing that puts my life in danger or involves martial arts/spiders/Chinese throwing stars or heights or nudity because, well, dignity. After that, I’m pretty much game for anything. So hit me with your best dare guys 🙂
Also, thank you. Thank you for being so nice and kind to me. I don’t really write anything of great merit on here because I kind of treat this as a place to let my silly side out so the fact that you guys actually read my craziness means a lot to me.
You’re totally allowed in my fort.
*or at least until I change identity
And for no reason, here’s a picture of a seal: