Happy weekend everyone! LETS GO CRAAAAZY AND DO SHOTS! Haha, not really, let’s wear onesies and watch Finding Nemo.
So today Jack needed to send a text from my phone. I left the room to do important Jane stuff (eat marshmallows and line dance with my cat). When I came in, Jack looked confused.
“What’s up?” I asked, taking my phone back.
“Um, nothing”, he replied, eyeing me suspiciously.
“What?” I prodded. It was obvious something was bothering him.
“Your camera roll on your phone…is…really weird.”
“What else would you expect?” I asked, laughing. He’s right, by the way. It’s insane. Let’s take a look at some of my pictures, shall we?
There this photo of a dog that I don’t own because cute dogs are to me what supermodels are to teenage boys.
I’m not even gonna feel bad about this, it’s gold.
I like to intermittently send this to my friends when they text me gossip.
And this if for when they insult me. Sorry not sorry.
You’re probably sensing a theme here. And yes, there are dozens more of these. Seriously, if I’m ever hacked, this is 97% of my camera roll.
I also like to photograph the back of my head…for art. And research.
There’s an estimated 6000 pictures of my cat asleep. She’s majestic.
I love Steven Seagal.
Here’s a woman I don’t know!
Escargot, aw haw haw!
Messi looks like Eric Bana, yes?
I send this to Jack because he is smarter than me.
I’m sure there’s a good reason I have a picture of Emily Dickinson in my phone…
WHY WOULD SOMEONE HAVE THIS IN THEIR CAR??!!!
I gave Jack a makeover.
My cat decided she wanted a bath….
…and that she wanted to wear a turban.
There were some pretty pictures…
…and some pictures of Kevin’s Mom from Home Alone.
My guinea pig taking selfies…
…and a hitch-hiking sheep.
The time I realised my cat is also Spider-Man.
Apparently there was an instance where I needed a picture of the scary nun from The Magdalene Sisters and Emilio from Dangerous Minds. Perhaps I was writing very very weird fan fiction.
This donkey confused me. Is it Rastafarian?
I got sunburnt and looked like the Swiss flag.
I probably had this picture for a very good reason but I cannot remember what that reason was.
There are 36 pictures of my own teeth. I can only assume I was drunk when this happened. Very, very drunk.
There are several face-swap pictures of Jack and I. Disturbing. Very disturbing.
Yes. That is frogspawn.
My cat sure knew how to chill.
I bought my guinea pigs a swing and they’re all Little House On The Prairie.
That’s only the ones that are safe for here. Most were of me hugging strangers and climbing lampposts. There were 3 photos of me eating hotdogs and no that is not a euphemism, I was actually eating hotdogs.
If you like, why don’t you show us some of your camera roll? Is it as random as mine?