(Ok, so that’s me trying to come across all nonchalant but really I MISSED YOU ALL.)
I’ve been in and out of the doctor’s and I’m still waiting on an appointment for more tests to find out what exactly is going on with me, but I can definitely rule out Juggler’s Arm because my juggling is still on point. (And also, because I made up Juggler’s Arm.)
So, I’m still making bad jokes but at least I’m not bombarding you with pictures of owls. That was a trick, here’s an owl:
Here are some random thoughts I’ve had today:
I really love this time of year because I get to throw bunches of leaves at people I don’t like.
I would really love to go on a slide.
No one can pull off dungarees.
The thought of someone wearing dungarees and crocs makes me feel physically ill.
If I had a llama, I would call him Brian.
I would look hilarious with a perm.
I would love to go to a hoedown.
I’m scared of the Cirque du Soleil.
1940s style and music was amazing.
I also watched this video, and cried. But they were happy tears. If you want to have all the warm feelings, check it out:
I’m back to work, and I’m also teaching adults now *gives you a few minutes to stop laughing*. It’s actually a lot of fun and I’m being totally mature…ish. It is a little weird having ladies in their mid-fifties call me “miss”, even though I insist they call me by my first name. They are just so polite and I’m actually a little in awe of them.
It’s very surreal for me because these ladies are the same age as my mother and they were educated in a time where a teacher was seen as a very authoritative presence. Maybe I should stop bringing the whip?
So that’s what’s been going on in my life (I also got abducted by aliens but no one cares about that). Tell me about what’s going on with you?