Even though I’m on work holidays, I got up early this morning.
Erm, I was kinda expecting enthusiastic applause there… but whatever.
I put on my new jogging pants. I even put on a sports bra and my Nike hoodie. I slipped into my Puma running shoes. I was PUMPED.
Then I went to my sofa and watched three hours of trashy TV while eating M&Ms. But I was like dressed like a jogger, so that has to count for something, right?
I did, however, write a very serious and grownup blog post that I’ll put up later. But first…
Wanna come throw popcorn at malfunctioning appliances and mumble in monosyllables with me? You can have the red M&Ms. I don’t want them.