My Mother Just Owned Me

My mother called me. She’s just out of the cinema with friends.

Mam: What are you up to?
Me: I’m watching a documentary about orphaned mountain gorillas while playing solitaire.
Mam: This is the first time I’ve ever felt cooler than my own daughter.

Gotta give that one to you Mam. Well played.


23 thoughts on “My Mother Just Owned Me

  1. tvkapherr says:

    Ok thats just embarrassing. Like my father a month ago at 88 buys a black fully loaded sports car while I drive a 12 year old sedan with rust. πŸ˜€

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