We all have that one celebrity crush that we would be reluctant to share publicly. A while back, I asked my friends on Facebook to share their “weird crushes.” The answers were at times disturbing, bizarre but also, weirdly relatable. I have decided to list them here, for your viewing pleasure.
Maybe Professor Snape doesn’t quite float your boat, but if you’ve seen Sense and Sensibility you’ll totally get this.
Personally, Michael Cera doesn’t exactly tickle my fancy (ooh-er) but he is kind of adorable, like a mixture between a puppy and a sheep.
I’ve got weird friends. But I can’t disagree on this one. There is something about Bowie.
He does magic. Nuff said.
When he played geeky David in Friends, I melted inside. The fact that he also voices Moe in The Simpsons makes me love him even more.
Jeff Bridges, specifically in The Big Lebowski
I want to say I’m not getting this (he’s wearing jelly sandals for crying out loud)…buuuut
It’s his voice; his rich, velvety voice.
My problem here is that my friends were acting as if harbouring a giant crush on Benedict Cumberbatch was something to be ashamed of. I mean, come on, he’s AMAZING! Have you seen Sherlock? The Oscars photobomb? I’m a total Cumberbitch.
For those of you who don’t know him, Jack Dee is an English comedian. He’s delightfully sardonic and cranky which just adds to his overall appeal.
And the weirdest crush of all goes to my boyfriend, which is frankly, disturbing:
Someone PLEASE tell me I’m hotter than Angela Lansbury? Someone? Anyone?
Who is your weird crush?