My boyfriend is away (lecturing at a university, FYI…smartie pants). We’ve often spent quite a lot of time apart, but that was when I lived back home, near friends and family.
Since I’ve moved away, my nights alone are a lot more…lonely.
I know how you feel Elmo
Today at work, I mentioned in passing that I was going to be spending a few nights alone. When I said this, I was surrounded by four of my male colleagues. Later, I was talking about it with my female colleagues. The differences in their suggestions of what I should do are hilarious.
The Boys’ Suggestions:
Jane, you should totally come for after work beers with us!
You should just be naked all the time.
One word: Porn.
Another word: Playstation.
Have some “alone” time heh heh heh.
The Girls’ Suggestions:
Have a candlelit bath.
Read a good book.
One word: bake.
Another word: Manicure.
Listen to some classical music.
Have you any suggestions for me?What do you like to do when you’re alone?