I may have already written a post about this, but I’m going to do it again (which is an example of one of my worst habits: laziness).
I have lots of habits that may be deemed…undesirable. But hey, I’m not perfect and I don’t pretend to be (except when my boss is around).
Here is a list of my annoying traits: (I’m doing this to make you feel better about yourself, how great am I?)
1. I’m lazy
I used to be the definition of organised. Lately though, I’ve been giving less and less of a crap. It’s usually this time of year that I’m at my worst. Legend has it that I was a grizzly bear in a past life. So technically, I should still be hibernating.
2. I don’t finish interesting stories because of afore-mentioned laziness
My conversations with people usually follow this format:
“Oh my God Jane! What happened then?”
“Erm, dunno. Can’t remember really.”
(Which is a lie, I usually can remember. I’m just too lazy to say.)
3. I zone out easily
I lose concentration very very quickly. Very, very… SQUIRREL!
4. I have a terrible memory
“Hey Jane. Remember when we went on that shopping trip to London?”
*Blank Jane face*
“…and we met Richard Branson?”
*Blank Jane face*
“…erm… he gave us a ride in his private jet?”
*Blank Jane face*
“…but there was a fire? We had to have an emergency landing in the middle of the Pacific?”
*Blank Jane face*
This happens a surprising amount.
5. I always predict the end of films
What can I say? It’s a talent.
But I do appreciate that it’s incredibly annoying for my friends.
“It’s so obvious that Pablo is the killer. He just bought a shovel.”
“JAAAAANE!”
It’s not my fault that I have an imaginary degree in criminology.
6. I have all of the emotions
Jack: Love, why are you crying?
Me: That old lady *sniff* got scammed out of hundreds of euro…
Jack: Um… You’re crying at an insurance ad?
Me: SHE HAS NOONE TO LOOK AFTER HER!
7. I don’t really eat meals
I just go to the fridge and pick at different foods. Jar of Nutella? Breakfast. Pickles? Lunch. Cheese? Dinner. Sorted.
What are your worst habits?
Jack is thinking of starting a blog which makes me have all the feelings.
Number 4 almost made me hurl with laughter… my worst habit? The drink. Definitely the drink.
Yeah, my friends get so irritated when I forget all these major events. Ah yes, the drink. I’m with you there.
My habit got worse during the PhD… just saying. Keep an eye on that boyfriend of yours.
He did one buy a bottle of courvoisier (cause Napoleon drank it, so it must be good) and it was pretty expensive. I know for a fact he didn’t like it, even though he’d never admit it (because of the expense) so he used to choke it down. He’s not a big drinker. He tends to be the one listening to all my drunken rambling/karaoke/genius ideas on nights out.
I have all the emotions. My favorite line. I say “so many feels” which is a less poetic version.
Actually I love most that you’re too lazy to finish the story. That is fucking brilliant.
Haha thanks, I also love “so many feels”!
Yeah, I’m terrible at telling stories. Like the time I….
I encapsulate all of these traits as one of the most annoying people in my entire family.
So I’m not the only one? I don’t know how we haven’t been thrown out of our respective dwellings!
i think it is only because I contribute a little money. Otherwise, I’d be on the street.
OK so gimme a sec to control myself after that laughing fit after the whole SQUIRREL!
Oh and 200 FOLLOWERS, CONGRATZ!!!!!! FINALLY,!!!!! Honest to God, I hope you go viral…YOU IS SO AMAZING!!!!
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Haha, I love that movie so much.
Thanks, I was trying to play it cool today but I was so happy to get 200 followers, that’s 199 more than I expected (I follow myself haha).
Out of all my followers, you’re one of my favourites so give yourself an ole pat on the back there haha!
Thank you so much!!! *turns all blotchy beetroot*
You are DEFFO one of my favourite friends here on WP! Keep being you!!!
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