Yesterday, I brought you some of the best insults that have been used by/against me in an argument. Today, I bring you something greater: Insults that us Irish people exchange when aggrieved:
(also, Gobdaw, Gom, Gombeen)
This is usually reserved for an idiot of the highest order.
‘What’s that gobshite doing?’
Nope, not the cute kind. Again, reserved for times of real annoyance. I usually use it when driving:
‘Turn on yer feckin lights ya muppet!’
(I think it originated in the United Kingdom, but it’s uttered a lot here.)
3. Cute Hoor
Everyone knows a cute hoor. This is the person that is crafty, shrewd, sneaky even. And it annoys the shite out of you. Cute in this context means cunning. Hoor is a derivative of ‘whore’ but it doesn’t mean that. It refers to someone who is resourceful and clever and seems to get away WITH EVERYTHING. Feckin cute hoors.
A fool. Usually combined with ‘feckin’ for added emphasis.
‘Ah here, you’re a feckin eejit, dya know that?’
Our very own equivalent of the American insult ‘douchebag’. Lovely.
A references to the testicles.
‘I just got a kick in me bollix.’
If you’re tired, you can say you’re ‘bollixed’. Or, even better, you can use it as an insult:
‘Yer man is some bollix.’
If you’re called a thick (and we usually pronounce it as ‘tick’), you’re being called an idiot.
‘You’re some thick eejit.’
8. Not the full shilling
If someone is ‘not the full shilling’ they are ‘not all there’ or ‘a few sandwiches short of a picnic’ or ‘not the brightest penny in the fountain’. If you don’t get any of these, then maybe you yourself are not the full shilling. Here’s a ball, go play with it.
9. State of ya!
(Also, ‘cut of ya’, ‘hack of ya’.)
You say this to someone you believe is dressed inappropriately/looks less than acceptable/is intoxicated.
It must be uttered with maximum disdain.
‘You’re wearing THAT?! State of ya!’
Nope, not the lovely relaxing kind. It refers to someone who is of less than average intelligence.
‘You’re an awful spa!’