She looks like …

She looks like a turtle…which is ironic really, because her name is Shelley.

This is the sort of thing I say…am I mean?

9 thoughts on “She looks like …

      • Tallulah "Lulu" Stark says:

        My husband and I have nicknames for our one friend’s exs. There’s Gretta the Gremlin and Time Witch, just to name a few. Time Witch is the best. She comes with a graphic that we circulated via text!

        And I write MH wellness articles. Ha ha ha!

      • janeybgood says:

        I LOVE this haha! One of our friend’s exes was called ‘Nicki sideburns’ because well… that’s pretty self-explanatory. You think that’s bad, I’m a teacher!!🙂

      • Tallulah "Lulu" Stark says:

        Truthfully, do you ever go home and joke about some kids in your class? I do, and then feel guilty about it. But sometimes, it’s just really funny. I nicknamed one of my students Casper because he’s practically translucent. And it’s not because of a disorder. It’s because he hides in the shade during outside time! LOL!

      • janeybgood says:

        Lol!! I actually am giggling away to myself because I do this too and thought I was so mean. There was one student who I really didn’t get on with for a while and during a rant about her I called her (behind her back of course) a lobster cause her eyes were so close together. That is so mean. And when she apologised for her behaviour with a home made card, I felt even meaner. So I was extra nice to her from then on. But hey, who said we’re perfect?!

      • Tallulah "Lulu" Stark says:

        I laughed so hard when I read the lobster part. I’m still giggling, actually. I feel extra bad when I make fun of ugly babies. They can’t help their ugliness. But, when a little baby resembles Mr. Potato Head, I can’t resist!

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